#okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
annoying online and irl
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
if exercising didn’t consist of me moving, then maybe i will do it more often
Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.
Wow, those are some nice diags. Major props.
These cups are in perfect lines.
…must have been the band kids
This is too clever not to reblog
HOW DID THEY DO THIS AND GET BACK WITHOUT KNOCKING THEM OVER
It was band kids
Definitely band kids.
Band kids are capable of scary things
My boyfriend is in a drum corps and I went to a show and those people are definitely capable of scary things.
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep